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A man is getting old when he doesn't care what ht new stenographer looks like-just as long as she can spell.
Anon
(I don't think anyone will have problems translating this into the speech of our modern times!)
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Don't wait for retirement to be happy and really start living. Invariably, people who try this find out that they have waited much too long.
from Life's Secret Guide to Happiness
Welfare is not a retirement plan
Unknown wise person
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about
getting caught at it.
Gene Perret
Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.
Margaret Mead
A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell 'em
to get a life.
Larry Laser
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
Jonathan Clements
Retired is being twice tired, I've thought
First tired of working,
Then tired of not.
Richard Armour
Quotes From The Bible.
Now as for you, you shall go to your fathers in peace; you shall be buried at a good old age.
Ge 15:15
Heavinss in the heart of man maketh it stoop; but the good word maketh it glad.
Proverbs 12:25
I have been young, and now am old; Yet I have not seen the righteous forsaken, Nor his descendants begging bread.
Ps 37:25
Now also when I am old and grayheaded, O God, do not forsake me, Until I declare Your strength to this generation, Your power to everyone who is to come.
Ps 71:18
They shall still bear fruit in old age; They shall be fresh and flourishing,
Ps 92:14
The glory of young men is their strength, And the splendor of old men is their gray head.
Pr 20:29
Do not cast me off in the time of old age; Do not forsake me when my strength fails.
Ps 71:9
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Having a purpose distinguishes those persons who grow old from those who get old. Those who get old suffer from the tragic but preventable disease of boredom. Those who grow old, don't.
From The Second Forty years, by Edward J. Stieglitz, M. D. (Published by J. B. Lippincott Company)
You don't grow old. When you cease to grow, you are old.
Anon
Use and enjoy your Retirement Quotes.
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