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Trouble: If nobody knows the trouble you’ve seen, you don’t live in a small town.

Credit: If you keep your mouth shut, you’ll get credit for knowing what you aren’t talking about.

Movies, good: Wouldn’t it be nice if you could go to the movies and see a picture as good as the one that’s coming next week?

Woman, retired: Just about he time a woman thinks her work is all done, she becomes a grandmother.

Expensive: Education will never become as expensive as ignorance.

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For better or for worse: The world gets better every day – then worse in the evening. – Kin Hubbard

Knowledge: What you don’t know makes you look pretty stupid when you try to tell it.

The power of the tongue: The sharp tongue severs many a friendship.

Temper: If you have a good temper, keep it. If you have a bad temper, don’t lose it.

Faith: Faith will never die as long as color seed catalogs are printed.

Gift: The nice thing about a gift of money is that it’s so easy to exchange.

Toys: What the kids would like is something that will separate the men from the toys.

Precision drill: License plate on car of retired drill sergeant: HUP 234.

In a day’s work: Work is a necessity for a man. Man invented the alarm clock. – Pablo Picasso

Wisdom: The man who gives in when he is wrong is wise. The man who gives in when he is right is married.

Costly hitch: When the philosopher said: “Hitch your wagon to a star,” he had no idea what the space programs would cost.

Fun: Somehow or other, as we get older, work seems a lot less fun, and fun seems a lot more work.

Road sign: On sharp turn: Dead slow.

Inflation: Despite inflation a penny for some people’s thoughts is still a fair price.

Natural resources: The average taxpayer is the first of America’s natural resources to be exhausted.

Changing world: Many new fathers soon learn what it means to live in a changing world.

Wear and Tear: The only things children wear out faster than shoes are parents and teachers.

Common sense: Money may talk, but today’s dollar doesn’t have cents enough to say very much.

Common sense: Wouldn’t it be simpler to isolate and label the few things that aren’t harmful to your health?

Facts and figures: Some people have no talent for counting calories – and they have the figures to prove it.

Success: Yelling at children is not the way to make the home a howling success.

Life: About the time one learns to make the most of life, the most of it is gone.

Two-sided: There are always two sides to a story – if we aren’t involved.

Perfectionist: Even perfect people buy pencils with erasers.

Chin-up: Keeping your chin up also keeps your mouth closed.

Cheap: We can remember when it was cheaper to park the car than to drive it.

Fiction: Politicians spin their yarns with smooth, flawless diction, but one must read between the lines to know whether it’s truth or fiction.

Like a man: He wrecked his car, he lost his job, and yet throughout his life, he took his troubles like a man – he blamed them on his wife.

Downpayment: I didn’t get to buy that fancy raiment; what I thought was the ptice, was actually just the downpayment.

Publicity: If you are the kind of person who likes a little free newspaper publicity, just do something dumb.

Husband, good: It takes two good women to make a good husband, and the first one is his mother.

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Mind: The only man who can’t change his mind is a man who hasn’t got one. - Edward Noyes Wescott

Progress: Sign on a road: If you’re lost, just keep on going. You’re making good time.

Regular churchgoer: We have a neighbor who is a regular churchgoer – never misses an Easter.

Art: Sign in art gallery: We hung these pictures because we couldn’t find the artists.

Fast rate: If you’re going to teach your child the value of a dollar, you’re going to have to do it awfully fast.

Narrow and wide: A lot of trouble in this world is caused by combining a narrow mind with a wide mouth.

Survival: A passerby read this notice on the gate to a farm: KEEP OUT. Guard dog is loose. Survivors will be prosecuted.

Financial success: The secret of financial success is to spend what you have left after saving, instead of saving what you have left after spending.

Hard times: Some people find that the hardest time to get any work done is between coffee breaks.

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