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QUOTES ABOUT LIFE CAN BE INSPIRATIONAL, FUNNY, TRUE OR SINICAL, i HOPE YOU GET WHT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IN THESE LIFE QUOTES!
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They have such refined and delicate palates
That they can discover no one worthy of their ballots,
And then when someone terrible get elected
Theysay, There, that's what I expected!
Ogden Nash
"Don't hoard treasure down here where it gets eaten by moths and corroded by rust or--worse!--stolen by burglars.
Stockpile treasure in heaven, where it's safe from moth and rust and burglars.
It's obvious, isn't it? The place where your treasure is, is the place you will most want to be, and end up being.
Mat 6:19 - Mat 6:21
Then He said to His disciples, "Therefore I say to you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat; nor about the body, what you will put on.
Lu 12:22
Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again every time a child is born.
G. B. Shaw
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
Paul Valery
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And now some more life quotes
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Life is pretty tough, but just think how much tougher it would be if you couldn't sleep a third of it away.
Anon
"If life may seem to trick you, and give you the boot, just remember that there's only one thing can lick you, and that's the guy inside your suit."
Anon
The years teach much which the days never know.
Ralph Waldo Emerson.
The most valuable thing I have learned from life is to regret nothing.
Somerset Maugham.
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To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.
Butler.
Then He said to His disciples, "Therefore I say to you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat; nor about the body, what you will put on.
Lu 12:22
Life is more than food, and the body is more than clothing.
Lu 12:23
Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.
Faith Baldwin
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Little minds are interested in the extraordinary; great minds in the commonplace.
Elbert Hubbard.
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your silf-confidence.
Robert Frost.
Summer afternoon - summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.
Henry James.
A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.
O. Henry.
Spice up your speech or your article with these life quotes!
Here are some proverbs from different nations.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow.
Latin.
We break up life into little bits and fritter them away.
Latin.
It is easy to live - hard to die.
Yiddish.
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Mark Twain.
It is the superfluous things for which men sweat.
Latin.
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