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From the All Quotes Team When you eat the labor of your hands, You shall be happy, and it shall be well with you. Ps 128:2 It's sad for a girl to reach the age Where men consider her charmless, But it's worse for a man to attain the age Where the girls consider him harmless. Anon Money has wings, and it is not a homing pigeon Anon Movie actor's salary: the haul of fame. Anon.
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Quote From The Bible. Happy is he who has the God of Jacob for his help, Whose hope is in the Lord his God, Ps 146:5 He who heeds the word wisely will find good, And whoever trusts in the Lord, happy is he. Pr 16:20 Where there is no revelation, the people cast off restraint; But happy is he who keeps the law. Pr 29:18 He who heeds the word wisely will find good, And whoever trusts in the Lord, happy is he. Pr 16:20 Do you have faith? Have it to yourself before God. Happy is he who does not condemn himself in what he approves. Ro 14:22 Learn from a REAL, accomplished professional Why waste your time on empty smoke and theory when you can learn from those who have already made it in the field? What Makes 'How to be FUNNY!' The BEST Way To Learn?
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