Quotes: Cute Quotes


Quotes: Cute quotes are fun. What qualifies for "Cute" is of course a matter of taste. I hope you enjoy the quotes I've prepared for you.


And to love Him with all the heart, with all the understanding, with all the soul, and with all the strength, and to love one's neighbor as oneself, is more than all the whole burnt offerings and sacrifices."

Mr 12:33 



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I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

James H. Boren



Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Franklin P. Jones



Now I know what a statesman is: he's a dead politician. We need more statesman.

Bob Edwards



When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Mae West




A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.

Kin Hubbard




You don't have to work very hard to figure out why Robin Hood stole from the rich - the poor had no money!

Anon



Man's life is but seventy salads long.

Emerson


Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.

O.W. Holmes.



In the vain laughter of folly wisdom hears half its applause.

George  Eliot


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One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter.

Joseph  Addison



Let us have Wine and Women, Mirth and Laughter Sermons and soda-water the day after.

George Gordon, Lord  Byron



Colleges don't make fools; they only develop them.

George Horace Lorimer.



We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon you may be weeping.

Minna Thomas  Antrim



All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.

Lucius Annĉus  Seneca



Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Victor  Borge



Strange when you come to think of it, that of all the countless folk who have lived before our time on this planet not one is known in history for in legend as having died of laughter.

Sir Max  Beerbohm




Here are some proverbs from different nations



Necessity will teach a man, however stupid, to be wise.

Greek



He who loves to laugh has teeth that are white.

Russian



We have two ears and one mouth that we may listen the more and talk the less.

Greek


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"Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely."

Basta 




"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage."

Lao Tzu 



"I laugh, I love, I hope, I try, I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you."

Colin Raye




"Blood may be thicker than water, but love is thicker than anything."

Goldie Nash 




"Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so."

David Grayson 




"Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."

Franklin P. Jones




"Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it; those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it." 

Curtis Judalet




"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."

Aristotle



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"Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do."

Josh Billings




"Love is like a fruit. It may look good, but you shouldn't bite into it until it's ripe."

Nick Hertl




"A Friend is a treasure. More precious than Gold, For love shared is priceless And never grows old."

Source Unknown




"Love to faults is always blind, Always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, And breaks all chains from every mind."  William Shakespeare




"Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life."

Leo Buscaglia




Bible Quotes


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"But I say to you who hear: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you,

Lu 6:27 



But if you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? For even sinners love those who love them.

Lu 6:32 



No servant can serve two masters; for either he will hate the one and love the other, or else he will be loyal to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and mammon."

Lu 16:13 



He who has My commandments and keeps them, it is he who loves Me. And he who loves Me will be loved by My Father, and I will love him and manifest Myself to him."

Joh 14:21


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We sold our house and are moving into one of those Pandemoniums.

Marie Aragon


If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.

Clarence Day





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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

Bill Wilson 



It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor, as long as you've got money.

Joe E. Lewis



He is as good as his word - and his word is no good.

Seumas MacManus


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