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Quotes: Cute quotes are fun. What qualifies for "Cute" is of course a matter of taste. I hope you enjoy the quotes I've prepared for you.
And to love Him with all the heart, with all the understanding, with all the soul, and with all the strength, and to love one's neighbor as oneself, is more than all the whole burnt offerings and sacrifices."
Mr 12:33
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I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
James H. Boren
Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Franklin P. Jones
Now I know what a statesman is: he's a dead politician. We need more statesman.
Bob Edwards
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Mae West
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A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Kin Hubbard
You don't have to work very hard to figure out why Robin Hood stole from the rich - the poor had no money!
Anon
Man's life is but seventy salads long.
Emerson
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
O.W. Holmes.
In the vain laughter of folly wisdom hears half its applause.
George Eliot
One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter.
Joseph Addison
Let us have Wine and Women, Mirth and Laughter Sermons and soda-water the day after.
George Gordon, Lord Byron
Colleges don't make fools; they only develop them.
George Horace Lorimer.
We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon you may be weeping.
Minna Thomas Antrim
All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
Lucius Annĉus Seneca
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
Strange when you come to think of it, that of all the countless folk who have lived before our time on this planet not one is known in history for in legend as having died of laughter.
Sir Max Beerbohm
Here are some proverbs from different nations
Necessity will teach a man, however stupid, to be wise.
Greek
He who loves to laugh has teeth that are white.
Russian
We have two ears and one mouth that we may listen the more and talk the less.
Greek
Now for some more Love Quotes:
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"Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely."
Basta
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage."
Lao Tzu
"I laugh, I love, I hope, I try, I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you."
Colin Raye
"Blood may be thicker than water, but love is thicker than anything."
Goldie Nash
"Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so."
David Grayson
"Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
Franklin P. Jones
"Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it; those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it."
Curtis Judalet
"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."
Aristotle
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"Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do."
Josh Billings
"Love is like a fruit. It may look good, but you shouldn't bite into it until it's ripe."
Nick Hertl
"A Friend is a treasure. More precious than Gold, For love shared is priceless And never grows old."
Source Unknown
"Love to faults is always blind, Always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, And breaks all chains from every mind." William Shakespeare
"Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life."
Leo Buscaglia
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