Quotes: Birthday Quotes

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Birthday: Anniversary of one's birth, obseved only by children.

Anon

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. 

Jean Paul Richter

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The old man had reached his one hundredth birthday. "Do you think you'll make another hundred?" inquired a bright reporter.

"Well," aid the old man, "you can say I'm a lot stronger now than I was a hundred years ago."

Anon

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Anon

The day which we fear as our last, is but the birthday of our eternity.

Seneca

When a man has a birthday, sometimes he takes a day off; when a woman has one, she takes at least a year off.

Anon

A diplomat is a man who remembers a woman's birthday but forgets her age.

Anon

Husband to wife; "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"

The Sunday Evening Post.

Birth: The beginning of death.

Thomas Fuller

In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.

Will Rogers.

Forty is the old-age of youth, fifty is the young of old age.

Victor Hugo.

  She gave birth to a son, her firstborn. She wrapped him in a blanket and laid him in a manger, because there was no room in the hostel.

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  Your new life is not like your old life. Your old birth came from mortal sperm; your new birth comes from God's living Word. Just think: a life conceived by God himself!

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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. 

Lucille Ball

The more things change, the more they remain the same.

Author: Alphonse Karr

Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.

Author: Edward Steichen

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  Bob Hope

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. 

Branch Rickey

No wonder I'm unhappy - My twin forgot my birthday.

Jerry Dennis

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

Johnny Carson

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Unknown

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. 

Menachem Mendel Schneerson

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. 

Larry Lorenzoni

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

Oprah Winfrey 

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words. 

Plautus 

From our birthday, until we die,

Is but the winking of an eye.

William Butler Yeats 

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know.

Lewis Carroll 

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

 Bernard Baruch

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

Robert Orben

May you live all the days of your life.

Jonathan Swift 

Grow old along with me! 

The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made.

Robert Browning

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's 

birthday but never remembers her age.

Robert Frost 

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

C.E.M. Joad

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."

Bob Hope

"With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come."

William Shakespeare

We are all born naked and screaming and if you're lucky that sort of thing won't stop there

Unknown

You were born an original. Don't die a copy.

John Mason 

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. George Santayana

Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be. --Robert Browning

Youth has no age.

Pablo Picasso  

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.   Seneca

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!

Unknown

“When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be 90.”

Steven Wright, US comedian

“My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows”

Anon

“about the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.”

Gloria Pitzer

“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.”

Billie Burke

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From the day of your birth you begin to die as well as to live.

French

There is no cure for birth or death save to enjoy the interval

George Santayana.

Here's a little anecdote about a birth; Enjoy!

The man was on a fishing trip. He caught a big northern pike, the biggest he had ever landed in his long and busy life. he was elated. He telegraphed his wife: "I've hot one; weighs seven pounds and it is a beauty!"

The following was the answer he got:

"so have I; weighs ten pouds. Not a beauty-looks like you. Come home!"

Anon.

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